Spam is the Devil
Posted in life on Aug 10th, 2005
Tag Archive 'humor'
Memory Test
Posted in life on May 12th, 2005
Once upon a time, a long time ago, in a land far, far away I worked for a YMCA summer camp. In a week’s time I could teach 8-10 eight year olds the following:
One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alverzo’s tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys [...]
Book of Corporate Life
Posted in life on Nov 13th, 2003
Today’s reading is from the Book of Corporate Life. Chapter 1, verses 1-15:
In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without Substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinks.”
And [...]
Walking Directions from the Shire to Mordor
Posted in life on Sep 16th, 2003
This is too good to pass up: http://www.ooblick.com/text/tomordor/
Opus blooms again
Posted in life on Sep 9th, 2003
When I was in college my favorite comic strips were ‘Doonesbury’ and ‘Bloom County.’ It appears that Opus may once again grace the Sunday comics page again.
I can hardly wait.
“You can lead a yak to water, but you can’t teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke”
— [...]
Currently Enjoying…
Posted in life on Jul 18th, 2003
This is just too funny for words. Bomb Iraq.
Can you say “Oops?”
Posted in life on Apr 18th, 2003
It seems that someone over at CNN.com goofed. Earlier today, for about 20 minutes, several mockup online obituaries were available at the CNN site. The errant pages were quickly pulled but not before copies were made and posted to the Smoking Gun site. Follow along as we bid a premature farewell to Ronald Reagan, Pope [...]
This is good.
Updated: (3.29.2003 @ 3:30 p) It appears that the original page is either gone, or not always accessable. Therefore you can see the page, in PDF format, by clicking here instead.
Conversation at the cafeteria check out this morning:
Me: Two sausage and three bacon
Cashier: $5.20
Me: Say what?!
Cashier: The prices went up, bacon and sausage is now $0.50 each.
Me: So….
Cashier: So it’s $5.20
Me: I don’t think so. 5 times $0.50 equals $2.50.
Cashier: But the machines says $5.20
Me: Then the machine is wrong.
Cashier: 2 sasuage…
Me: …is a dollar
Cashier: [...]
Yesterday I went to the store, shopping list in hand, and managed to find every item on the list except for rye bread. When I got to the bread aisle there were hundreds of loaves, in dozens of flavors. Flavors that I, quite frankly, don’t want to even try, much less eat. But no rye [...]
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