In his seminal protest song, “Alice’s Restaurant Massacre,” Arlo Guthrie talks about getting fingerprinted, and having the results enshrined in a folder somewhere at the FBI.
Today I was fingerprinted as part of getting a security clearance for a new job. Since I’m not under arrest or anything I doubt my prints will be enshrined anywhere in particular. So I’ll post them here for posterity.
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